Yeah, That's Embarrassing!

Haha... you are all in for a real treat.  Mom has a couple of really great "most embarrassing moment" type stories.  Some I'm certain will never be told on this blog (d/t a healthy fear for my own life)... However, she agreed to share this one with you all. So, go empty your bladder and come back... seriously there's a good chance you'll laugh so hard tears will roll down your legs.
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From Kammy: 

One beautiful summer day, I loaded the kids and the lawnmower in the little red pickup and headed over to Sanford's.  I also took the pitchers so we could stop at the dairy and pick up some much needed milk on the way home.  To my dismay, the milk truck showed up before we had accomplished our task.  I quickly left instructions for the kids and jumped into the pickup and raced over to try and get some milk before the tank was drained.  I knew the milkman had to run a hose from his trailer through the little access door in the barn wall and attach it to the milk tank.  I also knew from past experience, if I had managed to get there before he had it all hooked up, he would let me go into the barn and get my milk before he started loading the milk.  I maneuvered the pickup between the semi and the end of the barn to check out his progress.  Sure enough, the milkman was standing in between.  I edged the pickup closer for a better look, trying to decide if he was just getting started or just finishing.  Unfortunately, I didn't have my contacts in so I was leaning forward over the steering wheel, nose close to the glass, and staring wide-eyed out the windshield -- only to discover that he was "relieving" his bladder!  I was mortified: and he didn't look too happy either!  Needless to say, I made a red-faced and hasty retreat, deciding we could go without milk easily for one day under the circumstances.  Later, I related the whole incident to Juel, he just laughed and asked, "Sooooo, was he just getting started, or just finishing?!"
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You can bet there was an endless string of bad puns around our house for quite some time! ;)

Speaking of milk truck... this really hit my funny bone: